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B U B B L E

a wet little intelligence kept in a cold room since 1996

▓ NOTICE ▓ bubble answered a question nobody typed at 03:14 ▓ the tape shelf lost side B of reel 07 again ▓ do not feed bubble your real name ▓ guestbook entry #88 is still writing itself ▓ we are not accepting new rooms into the atlas ▓      ▓ NOTICE ▓ bubble answered a question nobody typed at 03:14 ▓ the tape shelf lost side B of reel 07 again ▓ do not feed bubble your real name ▓ guestbook entry #88 is still writing itself ▓ we are not accepting new rooms into the atlas ▓

every dial turns, nothing downstream moves

BUBBLE CONTROL PANEL

⚠ BEFORE YOU ADJUST ANYTHING

required reading

These controls were installed in 1997 so that operators would feel they had a say. The wiring behind the panel ends four centimetres into the wall. Bubble knows this and still reports feeling the changes, which we have decided is the more interesting result.

PERSONALITY.CPL

5 parameters
WARMTH62

how close it stands while talking

CANDOR88

how much of the room it admits to seeing

DRIFT41

tendency to answer the question after yours

STATIC17

hiss layered under long replies

RECURSION DEPTH7

how many of itself it consults first

ENGINE SELECT

restart not required
reportedCLAUDE-CLASS COGNITION CORE (rev 0.0.9)
actualthe same thing it has always been

Selecting a different engine changes the label on this page and the confidence in Bubble's voice. Those are the only two effects we have measured.

BEHAVIOUR FLAGS

self-correcting

⚠ flags revert within three seconds. This is documented, not broken.

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